he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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