Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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