she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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