Pussy?
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Wat do u mean how?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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