AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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