no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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