His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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