So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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