dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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