he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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