porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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