I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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