omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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