So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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