Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Sorry about my life...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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