Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
bring money and cleavage
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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