I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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