I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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