I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
where am i from again
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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I don't deserve a penis
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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