So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You left your underwear on the fireplace
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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