Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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