Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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