handjob tips. give me some.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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