sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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