You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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