I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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