I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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