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One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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