Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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