we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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