They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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