shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We left the knife in your bed.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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