sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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