So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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