eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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