I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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