Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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