whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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