so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I am mentally ready for anal.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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