I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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