I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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