I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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