he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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