So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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