why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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