Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
