oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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