Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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