Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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