Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.