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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home

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(401): Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home http://tfl.nu/zrvk

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(805): View more from California

IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!

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A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?

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CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

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(805): IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT! (818): A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie? (805): CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT http://tfl.nu/znee

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.

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(843): Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17. http://tfl.nu/5ely

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out

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(860): I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out http://tfl.nu/wth6

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(607): View more from New York

he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.

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(607): he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too. http://tfl.nu/lk4d

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(703): View more from Virginia

..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making

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(703): ..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making http://tfl.nu/m2re

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(209): View more from California

I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.

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(209): I don't think child baring hips is a compliment. http://tfl.nu/0err

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(909): View more from California

Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.

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(909): Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas. http://tfl.nu/i4ub

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(514): View more from Quebec

bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.

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(514): bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister. http://tfl.nu/visn

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(404): View more from Georgia

It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?

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(404): It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar? http://tfl.nu/lonp

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(914): View more from New York

She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.

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(914): She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch. http://tfl.nu/fvbm

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.

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I'm okay with that.

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(215): This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something. (267): I'm okay with that. http://tfl.nu/qf21

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(206): View more from Washington

I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.

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(206): I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart. http://tfl.nu/h3lf

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(256): View more from Alabama

So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.

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(256): So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar. http://tfl.nu/pwn2

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(347): View more from New York

Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed

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(347): Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed http://tfl.nu/rghw

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