you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible