You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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