brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
