Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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