now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My life is pants optional.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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