i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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