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go home
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
he just fucked me for my cheese.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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