What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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