I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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