He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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